My life was becoming rather routine and dull for my liking, so naturally I did what any other single, 22-year old college senior would do ... I got wasted on a Monday. This was not my intention, but Lord, Booth, Gilligan and Ski went out for some drinks for happy hour, which naturally turned into 7-8 beers and an excessive amount of dart playing. Also naturally, we headed back to the Equinox office so Booth and Lord could "work on the paper." However, we just drank vodka and completely made sure no one did any work on the paper. This required me sitting on Chicky's lap and somehow getting guacamole all over my sweatshirt ... but it is cool because I love guacamole. I returned back here to make a stiff 7-7, which was actually Mountain Dew instead of 7-up .. so that tasted like balls. I attempted to chat it up online with anyone that wanted a quick laugh. My main culprits were Michelle and Roach and my conversations went something like this:
Icey31644 (12:14:57 AM): :-*
Auto Response from BlahhBlahh659 (12:15:02 AM): Keene State would have OAR the year i'm not there...fuckers
BlahhBlahh659 (12:15:39 AM): oh sturg u make me laugh Icey31644 (12:16:15 AM): michelle . I miss you lots .. and I hate it BlahhBlahh659 (12:16:40 AM): u shouldnt hate that u miss me! lol Icey31644 (12:17:07 AM): hahaha Icey31644 (12:17:25 AM): I really miss you .. it is gay BlahhBlahh659 (12:17:41 AM): hahah its nott gay BlahhBlahh659 (12:17:46 AM): i miss you too obvi
So that was that really .. good times. I think the main reason I got drunk was because they have Sam Summer on tap at Lab .. which is bad news bears. I may go back today ...
you need a quick trip to the next AA meeting. oh and you didn't get the guac on your sweatshirt...you can blame Booth for that. And naturally I had to clean it off the walls and couch. Sweet.
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ReplyDeleteyes, sam summer is bad news beers. baha. im clever. glad you are having fun...on a monday, college is a beautiful place.
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